Ban Everything – Even Humans!

California’s Energy Commission is banning big screen TVs as they are made today. In a few months, new TV sets will have to meet energy-efficiency standards that slash the amount of electricity they consume. (No Sports Bars for You!) You can’t smoke there any longer, and now the Eco-Anti-TV Wackos have found a way to take the big screen TV away from you! Where does it end?

Environmental-wackos in Takoma Park, Maryland, are trying to ban leaf blowers and gas operated lawn mowers. (Lets give a cheer for the new sheep in your lawn!)

350.org blames America for the worlds carbon emission issues and wants the UN to do something about all those CO2 piggy Americans. (Al Gore is their God, despite his slanted research.)

Other Global Warming Scientists want to ban all air travel, (yes, that includes all planes too). I wonder if NASA has tried Baking Soda and Peroxide for fuel for the Triton rocket? (Who knows, maybe we’ve been missing something here….)

Eco-changers also want all auto and truck manufactures to produce only hybrid vehicles, period.   Have these people ever heard of the Donner party?  Still, they are in contention with the Eco-wacko’s who want us all to live like the Amish and reopen the Oregon and Santa Fa Trails to Conestoga Wagon Traffic.  (Of course, this means the death of the Winnebago.)

Global Warming Alarmist, Bill McKibben wants all Coal Production stopped all over the world, especially in the United States and he demands that all coal-fired power plants close for all time, yes, forever (50% of all electricity is made from coal, so I guess McKibben wants civilization to go back to candle-light.)   Since most will use more than one candle, I wonder what the carbon footprint on those scenarios will be?   (Does the size of the candle matter here or will it be the amount of candles used in a household at one time?) Think of all the Chinese Buffets that will drown in melted wax trying to keep the food at least tepid.  Don’t eat the lettuce.

Nuclear Plants are far too dangerous and all must be shut down forever, according to 350.org and other would be Eco-changers.    Here, all of the best Mexican Restaurants die to the last taco with cold Marinaro Sauce.

This also means the elimination of your pet dog and cat, because they eat too much and poop too much and are a larger carbon producer than the human Eco-wacko’s envision.  (For sure, this will endanger a vast measure of the world’s shipping industry.)  Veterinarians will also die off.   Why not, They shoot horses, don’t they?

The European Union has already begun its ban on traditional light bulbs, but they still have not explained to any of us about the future eco-disaster and dangers of using all those new Mercury based light bulbs. (If you can’t ban food, maybe you can reduce the human population with this coming wreck.)

The World Health Organization had the audacity to come out and complain about the “lack of access to family planning”, aka, World Birth Control and Abortion to reduce the world’s carbon footprint.   The far stupid left wants to limit human population via birth control and UN mandated abortion so it can ban food which produces that unwanted carbon footprint, all at American taxpayer expense.  That dangerous food is Meat, any meat, even if it still tastes like chicken.   Banning all meat consumption is the goal here. (Coleslaw and Spinach on the Barbecue, anyone?) Will they allow chestnuts on an open fire? Better yet, will they even allow an open fire? Maybe if you can prove you are pro abortion and are taking birth control, or have had an abortion, you will be allowed a small fire for veggie cooking on Monday’s and Thursdays.

Then there is Paul Watson, the star of the Animal Planet’s TV Show, “Whale Wars”. Paul wants to get rid of most of the humans on the planet in favor of what he calls “re-wilding”. Ol’ Paul wants to kill off humans until there are only under a billion left. However, he does not explain how he will kill off other millions people to accomplish his dream world. (Banning food might be the answer here, plus the lack of coal and electricity under McKibben rules would bestow a serious lack of heat and cause more winter deaths, and as a result, the Mexicans will finally have to deal with illegal immigration.)   The only assumption here is more folks will be cutting down trees to gain wood for heating fuel, but none of these environmental-idiots bother to explain that trade-off.

Eco-anarchists want to ban all pick-ups, and delivery vehicles, even all Hybrids, in favor of a return of the horse (they do not explain the horse’s carbon footprint in all this). This also includes a ban on all washing machines and dryers (a return to the old clothesline and beating your clothes on river rock to get them clean). Think of all the dry cleaning businesses and local coin operated laundry stores that will die a quick death here. (Try cleaning that suit with a stiff horsehair brush down by the river bank)  Then again, with no electricity for refrigeration to keep foods safe and fresh and no way to clean cloths and no hot water for bathing…..well, you get the idea.

Then there is the troublesome use of Oil, and its world consumption. The Environmentalist-Changers-Wackos and Global Warming Idiots want everyone and all nations to forgo the use of Oil. Every factory would have to find some different means of lubricant to manufacture anything. The Middle East and the Russians would be broke in no time. Even China and its budding industrial base would quickly die and Chavez could scream his head off, but who would care.   This would signal the return of slavery to provide the physical power for civilization or for many nations to exist.   With no oil to lubricate or gas to burn, we will once again hear the crack of the slaver’s whip.

The silly and ludicrous have  just not figured out, or they ignore the fact that you can’t make something from nothing.   Anything man-made comes from something nature made, oh we screw around with the chemicals and compounds, but it still has its most basic birth from something nature created first. And that brings about a waste product, end of story.

It’s like the Scientist who died and went to heaven to challenge God to a duel in the creation of a human being.

Saint Peter was holding the stop watch and all ready to shout “Go”, when the Scientist sheepishly asked if he could borrow some of God’s dirt for the contest.

God said, “No, you get your own dirt.”